I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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