Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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