Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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