just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
