i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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