if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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