piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I didn't shave. On purpose
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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