so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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