I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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