There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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