My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
