I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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