Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
he high fived his dick after we had sex
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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