You can't motorboat a personality
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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