I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
