Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
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