Dual....:-)
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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