i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just threw up on my dentist
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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