whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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