Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
