He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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