A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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