so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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