ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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