You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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