just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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