I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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