You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Randomize
