He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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