So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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