Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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