Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
It was confusing and full of hummus
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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