How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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