im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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