He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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