I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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