dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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