he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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