so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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