Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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