hell yes lets make some ravioli
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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