so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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