he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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