Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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