I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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