ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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