Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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