ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
