He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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