When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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